Quitting the internet. There is no getting away from her.
But after I quit, people will start to bring her up in everyday conversation.
“Can you get me 25 magnet packs, and by the way, have you heard about my friend, Her?”
“Fahrenheit Finn, did you know that my Aunt HER likes science too?”
“I don’t understand how I’m piping this rose wrong, I watched Her make them perfectly on Youtube.”
“Hey, is that Her over by the Artist Alley?”
“We have an order for 1lb dark strawberries for Her at 2pm.”
“Oh, and Dan is bringing his cousin, Her, to the premier on Wednesday.”
“Dad is finally moving out and his new roomate’s name is HER.”
“I HEAR HER IS GOING TO BE IN THE NEW AVENGERS MOVIE.”
“HER IS COMING FOR DINNER ON SUNDAY, YOU’RE MAKING HER A S’MORES CAKE SHAPED LIKE LIGHTENING MCQUEEN.”
“EVERYBODY IN YOUR LIFE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY, AND NOW THEY ALL LOOK JUST LIKE HER, EVEN YOUR HEDGEHOG.”
I have some issues I need to work out…