macking.around.the.world

Quitting the internet. There is no getting away from her.

But after I quit, people will start to bring her up in everyday conversation.

“Can you get me 25 magnet packs, and by the way, have you heard about my friend, Her?”

“Fahrenheit Finn, did you know that my Aunt HER likes science too?”

“I don’t understand how I’m piping this rose wrong, I watched Her make them perfectly on Youtube.”

“Hey, is that Her over by the Artist Alley?”

“We have an order for 1lb dark strawberries for Her at 2pm.”

“Oh, and Dan is bringing his cousin, Her, to the premier on Wednesday.”

“Dad is finally moving out and his new roomate’s name is HER.”

“I HEAR HER IS GOING TO BE IN THE NEW AVENGERS MOVIE.”

“HER IS COMING FOR DINNER ON SUNDAY, YOU’RE MAKING HER A S’MORES CAKE SHAPED LIKE LIGHTENING MCQUEEN.”

“EVERYBODY IN YOUR LIFE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY, AND NOW THEY ALL LOOK JUST LIKE HER, EVEN YOUR HEDGEHOG.”

I have some issues I need to work out…

Holy crap bag, they need to invent a tumblr savior for the entire internet.

Does that already exist? Someone please inform me, I need to block a carton full of bullshit.

Shit, I need a Green Lantern suit.

Every hour, the Star Trek fanpage on the Facebook is spamming me with clips of Cumberbatch, saying, “AREN’T YOU EXCITED TO SEE BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH IN THE NEW STAR TREK MOVIE?! BTW, IT’S IN 3D!?!?!?1!!!!!!”

I am getting more and more turned off to ever seeing this damn movie.

Nail Stuff Blog, Ohmagur

I FINALLY figured out how to change my Blogger name, I’m so happy I could Gaga Dinosaur Mating Noise.

Now I just need to pick a name for my blog, and I can get rolling. I liked Finntastic Polish this morning, but now I don’t. I want it to not suck.

Any suggestions, oh six followers of mine?

I am hallucinating eating dumplings right now.

I need to eat more before I try to sleep.

I’m getting really tired of always being wrong.

I’ve come back to that part of the year where I feel like I need to Hulk out of my own skin, and rampage across the country, trailing a sparkling rainbow banner off my ass, and singing summer driving music at the top of my lungs until someone gives me a minute to prove myself.

I swear I can do it, please just someone give me a second.

More Nail Polish

So I managed to nab the very last bottle of Lucky 13 Lacquer’s Wibbly Wobbly Timey Wimey, after reading her status update at a stop light in Edison and holding it in a cart on my phone until I could get home.

Safe driving, what’s that?

I’m so very excited, it’s glitter AND blue AND stars. The only thing that could make it more me is if it were half price. …oh wait, it was. She had a bunch of others on the clearance page. I was looking at A Leaf on the Wind (because Alan Tudyk is fascinating) and I ended up skipping on it because I didn’t think I would wear it. I showed Mom the clearance page, and we get to A Leaf on the Wind, and she goes, “Oh that one is really pretty!” ….and conveniently sold out not a minute earlier. LAME. Oh well, hopefully it went to someone who is actually a Serenity fan. I’ve never even seen it. As far as I know, it’s about a bunch of people on a ship, and they speak Chinese, Captain Nathan Fillion is badass and wears a brown coat, there is a jungle girl in a cupcake dress, and Alan Tudyk. There may or may not be a man named Jean who likes hats. (This information was gathered pre-tumblring days, so it is probably mostly inaccurate. To be honest, I thought the show was called Firefly.)

I’m glad I got this polish. I was debating on LynBDesign’s Space Gandalf, and I decided against it because I would have ended up buying four more with it. This one is similar enough to Space Gandalf, but more of things that I will wear, and less of moneys leaving my bank account.

I should probably start a blog already, I never shut up about nail polish.

I’m stuck in an awkward conversation that I don’t know how to get out of.

And I REALLY want to go to sleep.